Sunday, June 20, 2010

Just as a general, i'm still alive post

So yeah the East Coast is the best place ever, loving everything


  • Fraser Island Self Drive Extravaganza (more to come on this, and everything actually)
  • Whitsunday Sailing, snorkelling and cricket on Whitehaven beach
  • Mopeding (topless as it's blisteringly hot) around a paradise island also known as Magnetic island, oh and skinny dipping at midnight too.
  • Meeting countless awesome people (over and over again) as I make my way up the coast
  • Seeing Wallabees, Snakes, 'Roos, Dingos Sharks, Whales, Stingrays, Sleeping Koala Bears Hunstmen spiders and lizards on my travels
  • Swimming in some of the most beautiful oceans and lakes you'll ever see
  • Jumping off of 20ft high jettys
  • Goon Times with friends (cheap cheap cheap boxed wine for those not in the know)
  • Massive 6 hour long hikes through beaches rainforest and everything in between
  • Going to a hippy weed town known as Nimbin
  • Meeting up with mates from college and getting destroyed and avin a laugh in Byron bay, which is stunning
  • Watching the sunset as you sail into port after seeing the Whitsunday islands
Oh yeah and lest I forget;


Jumping out of a perfectly functioning plane at 14,000ft and landing on a beach, yeah that's right I've fucking skydived and it was the greatest thing I've ever done.



Ben Ross out for now MUCH MUCH LOVE xx



Wednesday, June 2, 2010

We are alive

This'll be a quicky;

we are still alive, we're making our way up the coast at the moment, in a place called Coff's harbour currently, the weather is horrific unfortunately. The internet here is terribley expensive so as soon as we find somewhere where it's chepaer they'll be full proepr updates don't you worry, we have alot to cover;

  • Nights out in kings (my Birthday included)
  • Road trips with Allen (he's 80)
  • Fun times rock climbing and cutting toes
  • Dolphin Spotting
  • Art Galleries/light shows/ weird exhibits
  • General Fun Times
  • Hialrious old Chinese men and their sexually explicit displays in public
  • Awesome food cooked my our in house travelling chef Ally
  • Epic times and fun etc

Got to go, but we are still alive and this will be updated when I can afford it xoxox

Much love

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Ice, Ice Baby


So yeah, two blog posts on the trot it's been a while since we've done that.


Anyways, this'll be fairly short and snappy, just to get everything up to date, and let the folks at home know how we're getting on as of late.


So after our jaunt in Jiliby, and also a quick visit to backwards country - Wyong (Take Heed of this warning), we headed back to Narabeen where we chilled to the max once again doing alot of Babe Bird/ Wildlife/People Watching:
Fig.1


(We've seen awesome birds, surfers, and also Dolphins, yeah that's right Dolphins! - Twice)




So yeah after plenty of time spent chillin' we made our way to the Blue Mountains via the train from Sydney Central (took two hours, but was dirt cheap). Upon arrival we realised that;


A, It is freezing here; even when it was 25°C in the city, apparently it's only 6-10°C in the mountains.


B, That you need to make sure you send the right card details to the Hostel you intend staying at because otherwise they just ingore you, rather than tell you that you've sent the wrong details.


C, Free hostel Coffee is interesting, and likeable to what instant, instant coffee may taste like.


D, Hostels have awesome Bed Sheets (see fig.2)



E, There are loads of awesome op shops (what the Aussies call Charity Shops) where you can buy cardigans or jackets for under $5 to counteract point A - Sorted.








Fig.2

(Note Dolphins, yeah DOLPHINS)

So after settling in to our new accomodation, we made our way round the awesome and beautiful surroundings (yeah we're doing a cultural trip) and enjoyed Three Sisters...


Fig.3

Three Sisters is a scenic mountain range, and unfortunately not literally Three sisters...


Also whilst in the blue mountains we headedff the main track, did some dodgy climbing and hung off the edge of a cliff for shits and giggles. (sorry parents, I'm alive so it's all good).



Fig.4



Fig.5


Don't worry it wasn't that dangerous, honest :D.



So yeah we had an awesome time in the Blue Mountains, here's some of the other adventures and goings on that occured;



  • We hit up the giant staircase (900 of the steepest steps you can imagine) which upon reaching the bottom we then decided to go straight back up - awesome, we beat the estimated time it should take by a staggering; 1 hour and 40 minutes though so pretty good :D.



  • Went on a forrest walk to waterfalls and climbed on the waterfall and nearby rocks and what-have-you

  • Lived off Coles basics (imagine Tesco basics, bhut more basic) for five days

  • Met a German guy who stayed in our room for one night, and had the balls in the morning to steal, wait for it... my half drunk bottle of water, Sorry what?!!!!!


  • Got asked by some fella in the hostel, who was about our age if we had any Ice, which at first I thought related to some sort of head injury he must be suffering from or other body related injury as he genuinely looked like shit. No actually he meant Crystal Meth, yeah that's right he wanted meth, which is called Ice over here, and has a street name because it is one of the most popular drugs in Aus, Crystal Fucking Meth.


  • Went to the Edge Cinema (effectively IMAX without the branding) and saw Iron Man 2, frickin sweet, SJ is insane, and RDJ was once again awesome. Check it if you've seen the first, and stay after the credits, trust me. (Sorry Dad I've seen it, though look up Inception, we should see that in NY)


  • Visited the Norman Lindsey art house gallery, well worth going to if you get the chance located in Springwood, and a bit of a mission from the station there but worth it, great great art, and make sure you take part on the tour that they run as it was really insightful and added such a greater depth to the whole experience.



After all these awesome events, and fun times at this friendly looking place;







Fig.6


Cheap as chips - $21 a night and buy two nights get the third free, aslo the cheapest in Katoomba by at least $7.



After the Blue mountains we didn't head straight back to our Narabeen base, instead we made our way to Woy Woy (to eventually go to Ettalong) to meet up with another of Sirus' many Australian relatives; Uncle Alan. Now this man deserves a post of his own to do him justice, lets just say he's the coolest man his age you'll ever meet, trust me, he's awesome. And here's a sneak peak;






Stay Tuned,
Ben, Over and Out ;)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Fire, Spiders, Ice Cream Cake- not in that order.


Right so since we've been in Syderz we have basically been living the good life, as we are staying on a beautiful surf beach, everyday is wonderful and full of surfing, good food, and basically just awesome stuff. So apart from this magnificent house and the boat, my Aunty and Uncle (technically Great-Half Aunty and Uncle or something like that) also have a place out in the bush, in a town...village...hamlet... well a small settlement thing called Jilliby. As they have to maintain the garden and house there, we went up with them for the week.

It is different from the city, the nearest shop is a long way away, the post is delivered to one communal box on the main road into Jilliby and there are lots of horses. There is the main house and then a smaller separate building to the side with a garage and bedroom, which is where we slept.

They have two bicycles there, so on one of the first days we set off on a bike ride, just to wherever the dirt road took us. We ended up cycling for about an hour and getting to a really rocky, very steep road up to a forest of some sort, which was intriguing and the prospect of riding down the scary hill on the way back down was good one, and so we pedalled incessantly up the hill. Panting, sweating and with a friendly dog following us, we reached where we thought was far up enough to turn around, and with a few more pushes, straining my pulled left Gastrocnemius we were ready to head back down the rocky road before us, but wait, hang on now, what's this? I'm moving the handle bars, but the front wheel sure isn't moving, must have just come loose, I'll try and tighten it with my knees, oh nope, that hasn't worked, ummm right well my bicycle is now very useless and we're at the top of a very steep hill 6 miles from the house. So I told Ben he could ride the insane hill, whilst I walked the bike down. I soon got bored of the walking accompanied with the gradient, so I just got on and hoped that inertia was on my side. I nearly died a few times but eventually made it to the bottom of the hill. Then to cycle home was quite interesting, as the handle bar was in no way connected to the front wheel, and so whilst nearly getting hit by a few cars and riding into the long snake saturated grass more than enough, I mastered the new type of bike and just steered with my body weight, I think we actually got home faster than it took us to get to where we turned around. So yeah when it comes to bikes I'm cursed.

Apart from cycling mishaps we were Pete's little helpers for the week, assisting in putting up the new guttering around the garage, which involved many an encounter with creepy little critters. We also worked potting plants for a man called Greg, typically on the one day that it torrentially rained. I think we potted around 680 plants or something, basically loads. We were also fire starters and supervisors for an evening, trying to read my book by firelight left me with a very black face, but gosh did I look after that fire like a pro.



9 months ago my aunty Kath promised me a birthday celebration in Australia, and by goodness did she stick to her word. We travelled to Wyong home of the shallowest gene pool on the central coast, and the only place on Earth where you can buy a 'Calamari Burger', we simply bought cake and cheap Hemingway novels. Had an awesome few meals for my belated bush birthday, and then rushed into the room past our friendly Huntsman who came out every evening as soon as dusk was upon us and sat on our door, just waiting till morning.


We did loads of other things too, I looked for snakes and took photos, but failed at both and we generally just played around in the fields in the sun. It was good fun. Anyhow we're back now, look forward to a post from Benjamin about a certain Blue Mountains trip, that we may or may not have taken (we did take one).

Sorry there's no passion in my post, I just felt I should update.

Love Love Love

Sisi
x

Friday, April 23, 2010

Making Our Way In Melbourne


Apologies for this being so late, and also for the amount of spelling mistakes there will undoubtedly be (no Spell check on the pc here) we've been having too much fun, hopefully if I do this as a bullet point list (ala KL it'll get you all more up to speed)





Basically, the set up for Mebourne was as follows; After arriving back from our mental trip in Hong Kong/Maccau we stayed with Matt in Singapore for one last night (our plane got delayed but only slightly affected our plans) we then flew in to Melbourne airport on an Airbus which is incredible, best set up in a plane ever (we only went economy and it was insane) Massive tv screens on the back of seats, every Oscar winning film for best picture of the last 25 years to watch over a 100 albums worth of music to listen to an aerial camera to watch the plane take off, you name it this plane had it. It was insane and I enjoyed it so much so I actually wished we'd been on it longer than 6 hours, intense.


On The other end we were picked up by Sirus' mum's best Friend Kirsty, who is a childrens author (Kirst Murray, look her up) who we satyed with along with her husband Ken who is a theater director and pupeteer extrodinaire, also living with them was Jocelyn who was in her 20's and was studying at the Uni in meblurne and doing insane shifts at work (night time all day etc etc). Basically we had our own rooms and our own bathroom, and we were fed and watered everyday, oh and also literally a stones throw from the train that you could get into the city. Basically it was the most awesome set up ever. If you're reading this THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH.






Here's a little run down of various things we got up to;




  • Went adventuring in a nearby Creek and park that was practically deserted and looked like this;


  • Visited The ACMI (Australian Centre For The Moving Image) one of the best musem/exhibitions of it's kind I've ever visited, located in Federation square and housed in an amazing building (google it I didn't take a picture) We spent around 2 1/2 hours here, it was insane. And Had this awesome light/shadow show that made you look like this;

  • Went to Victoria Market, the oldest market of its sort at the nice and late time of 7 in the morning, was great fun to look around, great food and not so great tacky clothes and 'gifts'



  • Hung out in Brunswick St & Smith St, effectively the Melbourne equivalent of the Laines in Brighton, awesome area, loads of vintage clothes and record shops as well as a hell of alot of coffee shops, highly recommended for anyone planning a visit.



  • Ran around aimlessely attempting to get to St Kilda for the day, with us failing to get bikes, a camera and the Trams being diverted because of a death on the line



  • Fell asleep on St Kilda Beach, when it was cloudy, we didn't even swim...


  • Visited the rooftop cinema, that's right a CINEMA ON A ROOFTOP, imagine of Duke of Yorks was on a rooftop, slightly more hip and a little bit more exclusive and you're about there, we watched 'A Serious Man', I loved it, mainly due to it relating alot to Judaism and it really hitting the mark in relation to my Jewish links (Hi Dad). This doesn't run all year round but if you're in Melbourne and it's hot it's most likely open so hit it up (Located 252 Swanston Street) There is a bar a bookshop a resteraunt and a club in the same building all year round so deffos check it...




  • (Yeah those are deck chairs)




  • Went Grape Picking for the family we stayed with as they are part of a wine co-op, was a great day out, highly enjoyable. Missed the bloody Grand Prix though which was a pain in the arse, but still Hamilton didn;t win so it wouldn't of been worth watching anyways ;).



  • Helped Ken out with his Punch and Judy show, was a great laugh really njoyed ourselves.


  • Got lost for 4 hours making our way to the Zoo (via foot), which upon arriving at discovered we only had an hour before closing, we paid the $25 entry fee ran around and had an awesome time, clearly the best animal there was the Red Panda;



  • Hit up the Museum, amazing, and pretty inexpensive (About $5 I think) Here we enjoyed; The Dinosaur Walk, Taxidermy, Walkthrough jungle, Mind and Body Gallery, the exhibition on the mind was fascinating, and I'd highly recommend anyone visiting Meblourne to go here, also houses the 2nd biggest IMAX in the world, didn;t go though as nothing good was on.


  • Libertines Reformed.
  • Gardened for the family we stayed with for a whole day to earn our keep and our portion of stale bread and water for the day...



  • Made a series of incredible puddings each day (best was Lime Delicious, Cheers Kirsty)


  • Went boating in a canadian Canoe togehter (me and Sirus, massively homosexual but great fun)



  • Went on two Bike rides, one was incredibley hard work and we ended up at a converted Convent but was a great ride, the other was along side the Yarra and we looked like this;
(You have to wear helmets or you get arressted and fined)


  • Went to Anglesea for Easter and went Surfing, I managed to proeprlly surg (year that's right up on the board and everything) a good few times which was awesome. Also saw the Round The Twist Lighthouse.




  • Visited the State Library, incredible, check it. Spent a good few hours here enjoying the relics of books and also the art gallery.


  • Visited art gallery shows from local artists and talent, one was in a warehouse (MEGA INDIE POINTS) and was great fun


  • Went to a BBQ for Sirus's friend's Brother's Birthday, was a laugh

  • Watched an insane amount of films in the evening (raiding the people we were staying with's library of films, awesome)



And for the best bit of the whole trip a seperate section;



THE COMEDY FESTIVAL

Basically the Comedy festival ran the whole time we were in Meblourne and if you too are in Melbourne when it's running then you HAVE to check it out, you have everything from tiny little local acts right up to massive big names from around the globe (ala Reginald D Hunter, Pablo Fransisco etc) though don;t be fooled the smaller acts are well worth your time, as obviously the big acts were small acts at one point.

These are the acts we saw (for $10 each, and each being an hour long-awesome);




Mark Butler - I've Been Watching You Austrlians (But Not In A Creepy Way) - Started our comedy festival with this fella, and whilst very funny, inclduing an amazing story about a wedding and a videoed joke/ story he'd planned on sending a women's mum who thought he was creepy to revela to her that her daughter was a stripper, he paled in comparisson to the other acts we subsequently saw, this is by no means putting him down, I'd highly recommend seeing him, we did on tight arse Tuesdays ( a day where tickets for most shows costs less) and was a great way to start the night - 7/10.


Orange Adventure - After Butler's show we heading to the town hall to see if we could blag cheap tickets (outside acts and representatives of acts sell their shows) here a girl named Felicity (who looked dead like Lareese Craig) managed to convince us to come to her show, a kind of theatre production comedy show about an orange juice company, esionage and outrageous characters. It was incredible and amazingly acted (despite the techincal ligthing and musical issues, which they fabulously worked around). This was stunning I'd highly recommend this; 9/10. Sirus literally didn;t stop laughing the whole way through, as in from start to finish he barely breathed. INCREDIBLE.

Sanderson Jones - Another heartbreaking but ultimately life affirming show about death - Now this fella was nothing short of incredible, dressed in a light tan suit and with long flowing ginger hair (HELLO LUKE) this man amanged to convince us to come to his show in two ways; one it was 'pay what you think it was worth' and two 'he looked just like Luke Harris, and acted just like him too'. Now this show we went to with Sam Kendall and Alice Shaw who we met up with during the day and all of us loved it, I was in tears at points as was Sirus, Sam didn;t stop laughing and Alice didn't stop cringing, it was insanely good, delivered in an impecible style from a man on the verge of making it big (well he already has, he's the face of IKEA )






Yeah that's right Sanderson Jones is Infact Luke Harris' real father.




So Yeah that's all for now, we're currently in Sydney and we'll update you on that ASAP but I think there's enough up there to keep you going ^^^


(Pictures take an age to load so sorry if there is less in this post than normal, Ill put soem more pics up when i get the chance).


Thanks for Reading, Stay Tuned, (this one was actually written by)Ben

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Yesterday as told to Luke Harris

Ben hasn't written the rest of the trip in blog form yet, but he says he will, eventually. Until then...

Luke

hola

11:34Me

Hey babyyy

11:34Luke

how are you?

11:35Me

SO AMAZING

had like the best day ever

11:35Luke

:D :D

talk to me

11:35Me

hahaha welll

Was Ben's bday last night as you know

especially from Ben calling you whilst drunk

So he got smashed and we hung around Sydney he spent about an hour in a strip club whilst I was outside and we got the 2am bus back

So he was hung-over this morning

but I got up, went for a run and swim in the sea, ate some museli then we left to go the boat that my uncle and aunty own

What they forgot to say is that it's a fully fledged yacht

We all got in this with 2 bedrooms a bathroom, kitchen, lounge, upstairs downstairs

started sailing off in the sun across the water

We navigated to this completely empty creek, with the clearest water you'll ever see, and jumped off the boat and went swimming

Could not get over how amazing that was by itself

then

had lunch

went for another swim with the dog

and just mucked around

then we moved on and moored just off a completely secluded beach, Ben and I dived in a swam the 200 metres to the beach

Go there, to the pure white untouched sand

started exploring around rocks and climbing things and jumping around

Saw a huge goanna like 2 metres long, everntually after discovering loads of wildlife and climbing the rocks we swam back to the boat

and move on to a private little cove

surrounded by all this hilly Autralian bush

We stopped there, Ben fell asleep in the sun, whilst my auntie and I fished off the back with the dog, we caught fish, and the dog accidentally (she was very excited) killed two of them

So my uncle then pointed out the eagles that were soaring around the boat living in the trees in the bush

So we managed to lure it down holding the fish out, and as it flew past we threw the fish up in the air and the Eagle swiped it out of the air and took it back to feed his chicks

which was just incredible

Went for a swim here, was again the most amazing water ever

Then it was the end of the day and we boated back to the marina with the sun setting behind the mountains in our wake11:50

Luke

oh my christ you need to make a blog post of that right now!!




Love Love Love

Sisi

x


Monday, April 19, 2010

Stones Throw From The Sea

Right Just another update to let you all know we're still alive and I'll update this bad boy ASAP (probably tomorrow, we've got some sweet stories to tell of Melbourne so stay tuned)

Currently in Sydney and living as the title suggests directly on the beach, I can hear the crashing of waves outside as I type this,

Honestly it's incredible.
I miss you all xo
Stay Tuned
Ben xx